1. |
Golden Rule
00:55
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I started doing time
at 11 years old
been doing nothing since
just in and out of jail again
what you have done to me
you also do to others
what I have done to you
may many others also do to you
I have done as I was taught
I'm no different from the other
you taught me how to live my life
and I have lived as you have taught me
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2. |
Pearls
01:13
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I's riding in a boxcar
feeling alone out west
there was 4 big, burly bums
they told me I's a nice boy
they told me they'd make me rich
then I was trading diamonds
for pearls they gave me by force
some were wisdom
some were cum
I left that train a sadder, wiser boy
I left that train a sadder, sicker boy
I left that boxcar
found a loafer's stable
them men didn't hold me down
they just got me drunk and fucked me
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3. |
Moral Persuasion
01:15
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(look at my gun)
I am a man
who goes around doing people good
is there anything that you want?
No? You're a good fella
--I'm gonna fuck you
gimme all you got
it's this train riding you, not me
stick it in
go on, stick it in
I'll use my best moral persuasion
you boys come on and stick it in
soon it'll be time for you to walk
it won't hurt me any
train isn't rolling fast
it might not hurt you much
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4. |
New Cellie
01:13
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I am an experienced wolf
I could teach Oscar Wilde all about fucking ass
I need a new cellie
I wore this one ragged
I raped him this morning
even though he bled all night
I'm so busy working
at sodomy
I've got no time left
to serve our Christ
I don't work in this prison because there's no work for me
I spend all of my days practicing sodomy
our warden's a bigger wolf
but I think any day now
he'll tell me to go and sin no more
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5. |
Torture/Agony
01:07
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this torture was born in Ohio
protected by a big, fine man
the garden had roses, everyone was fat
the prisoners couldn't speak
so they had no complaints
I've been past Torquemada's Spain
it was crude to the ways I live now
the rack! the wheel! the red hot irons!
fire's to burn
and water's to drown
torture and agony are relative things
eventually they can only be so bad
mankind's been around for thousands of years
we fuck the same as aeons ago...
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there's a big hospital nearby
full of women nurses...
I think I'm gonna leave this prison tonight
go drinking til I get my fuck on
maybe I'll bottle up my feelings
in one of them ladies
I don't drink this much, I must be a slob
it's too late and I'm too drunk
to go back to prison tonight
it was me that shot at that fucking sheriff
I'd have burned everyone in his life
they arrested me after I'd spent my bullets
and my courage
on the car ride home I jacked the deputy's gun
I pointed it, but it didn't go off
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7. |
Size You Up
01:04
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come here, sailor!
get good and drunk!
you're gonna work for me
I got this yact, this one right here
ain't she a fuckin beaut?
now that I've got you on my ship
it's time for sodomy...
I rob sailors, kill em, too
every couple days I steal more fucking booze
so now it's back
to 25th South Street
I'm gonna size you up
I got big work and easy pay
I got this rope and rocks abound
for the trip, about a mile out
you too soon shall sink
you had life, I took it
I'll take everything
I have reformed you...
I'm gonna size you up
you're about my height!
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8. |
Education
00:17
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9. |
Criminal Alignment
00:57
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the underworld code is very simple:
never squeal--don't be a rat!
all crooks want to believe they got honor
cops are the same
everyone believes they's principles
everyone's always saying how much principles they got
the queer part is, not only do they want others to believe this
but they also believe it themselves
they mistake policy for principle
crooks are only straight when their interests align...
if it's in my own interest to be straight
I'll treat you fucking straight
as soon as I need to fuck you
I'll fuck you all to hell
I've known every kind of cop and crook
I know all their tricks
inside and out
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10. |
My Mind is Bent
01:41
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